Bangkok's Sex Industry

Most people think Vegas or New Orleans as hubs of perpetual indulgence. Well, friends, think again...

Thailand is well-known for its sex industry, from sex tourism to sex shows and massage parlors ten to a block. Of course I had to experience this, so I went to three sex shows while in Bangkok which basically followed a similar routine.


While audience members found their seats and ordered drinks, models stood on the stage in just their underwear with a number attached. Background music played as they rotated around the stage every 30 seconds allowing each person to be seen from different parts of the room. These were the escorts. A patron selects one (or however many) to come sit next to him. You provide the drinks to your escort and in exchange they will flirt, tease, touch, stroke, and anything else you're willing to pay for. I only actually saw one person selected out of all the shows.

At any point, these lovely boys (maybe ladyboys?) offer more conjugal services. There are private rooms in the back where you can go with them and have sex - no, I did not participate. This costs significantly more money. I was told that sometimes people will select several at one time. Wow!

Most of the shows are variety with singers, acrobats, contortionists, and of course people having sex on the stage. The players start out with clothes while each subsequent act see them lose more garments. Before you know it they are out there showing their private parts to tease the audience. Now, the first thing you notice is that the dicks are relatively big. I couldn't believe the Thai were hung like that, and it just didn't seem to be real, especially for them to keep an erection so long...unless they were popping Viagra between acts. 

Turns out, they alternate between cock rings and fake penises that slide over the real one and use some kind of glue to keep it in place during the show. I found this out at the second show which ended when the guys came out on stage and masturbated. This was more gross than funny; the humor rested when individuals would bid for one of the models to walk into the limelight and cum. So one by one the guys came front and center to finish. Their dicks weren't as big as they were during the rest of the show. 

Another show involved two guys coming out and actually having sex on the stage. Now, this was like Harlem Globetrotters sex, as in do the craziest things physically possible. They screwed on a ladder, in positions that you've never even knew were possible. Neither of us could control our laughter when they performed a "seesaw" whereby the top puts all his weight on the bottom guy, lifts legs off the ground, and seesaws while screwing. My jaw fell to the floor when started spinning around in circles doing the "helicopter." Towards the end the guys came out into the audience, and moved around the room screwing. They leaned over people at their tables and pounded each other into the floor. One group of girls got it really bad...the guys came over and leaned over top of them in their seat and proceeded to keep going. During this, people gave them money. 

Outside the clubs on the bar street were escorts by dozens working. Mixed in were numerous massage parlors that double as brothels, with the guys and girls sitting outside inviting you to have a massage. Customers picked which one(s) they wanted and quickly ducked inside for a go.